Are You Conyo??
Just saw this at another site I visited and got a kick outtve it, so hopefully you guys will too! Sorry to those who might not understand, and I'm EVEN more sorry to those who find nothing wrong it! haha!!!
Credit goes to Gerry Avelino & Arik Abu
1. Thou shall make gamit “make+pandiwa”.
ex. “Let’s make pasok na to our class!”
“Wait lang! I’m making kain pa!”
“Come on na, we can’t make hintay anymore! It’s in Andrew pa, you know?”
2. Thou shall make kalat “noh”, “diba” and “eh” in your pangungusap.
ex. “I don’t like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it’s like, so eew, diba?”
“What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?”
“Eh as if you want naman also, diba?”
3. When making describe a whatever, always say “It’s SO pang-uri!”
ex. “It’s so malaki, you know, and so mainit!”
“I know right? So sarap nga, eh!”
“You’re making me inggit naman.. I’ll make bili nga my own burger.”
4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation “dude”, ‘tsong” or “pare”
ex. “Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare.”
“I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh”
5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!
ex. “My bag is so bigat today, you know”
“I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!”
6. Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish.
ex. “I have so many tigyawats, oh!”
7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?
ex. “Like, it’s so init naman!”
“Yah! The aircon, it’s, like sira!”
8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?
ex. “Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?”
“It’s so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?”
9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?”
ex. “Like, OMG! It’s like traffic sa LRT”
“I know right? It’s so kaka!”
“Kaka?”
“Kakaasar!”
10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!
ex. “I’m, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!”
“Me naman, I’m from Lazzahl!”
Holy God, Annoyed yet? or are u thinking, "why, wasup with those? I dont get it." haha! Comment!
2 comments:
HAHAHAHA!!!
funny stuff.
but i have to say that i'm guilty of talking like that from time to time xP
Like. this is so, like you know...I have to make comment on your post. Kaw kasi eh, demanding! You like to make utos your readers! --- CRAAAAP.
Okay, I admit. I'm guilty of mixing Taglog with English; but only when necessary. If you can't find the right word, go ahead and translate. Otherwise, PLEASE! Listening to people speak conyo is a definite ear-bleeder. Tagalog kung Tagalog, English kung English. Geez.
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